is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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