There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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