I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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