how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
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You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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