scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
