I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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