I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I touched a dick in church today
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
He did a backflip because drugs
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