What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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