This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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