He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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