i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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