GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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