My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
