That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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