Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
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my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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