You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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