At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
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I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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