You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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