I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
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Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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