that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm both gender and math confused
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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