no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
the raccoons are back...
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