I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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