shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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