Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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