How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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