So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
handjob tips. give me some.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
