i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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