You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
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