Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
