i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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