Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i already hear my dad disowning me
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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