I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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