You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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