well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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