You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You can't special order awesome
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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