Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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