So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
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question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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