ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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