i just made my gag reflex go away.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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