i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Pooping to opera.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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