k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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