:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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