so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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