I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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