Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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