This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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