he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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