idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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