White coat. Heels.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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