She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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