Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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