I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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