but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Let's get the cat blown out
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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