Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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