MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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