Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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