I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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